If you are coming here because of Google, recommendation, or for any other reason, this project (and all future projects) have permanently moved to TWO…

After beginning a project that slowly consumed my life, I have now read every printed word from Stephenie Meyer that constitutes the "Twilight Saga," including…

After many failed attempts that you will never see, I finally was able to record a review of a Twilight chapter. This specific review deals…

The end is coming. EDIT: In case you didn't know, I finished both Midnight Sun and the entire Twilight series. You'll have to watch these two videos…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEPHENIE MEYER WROTE ANOTHER BOOK. You asshole. GOD. Also, I was on vacation for like two weeks, hence the lack of reviews. Also, I…

In the fifth chapter of Midnight Sun, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Midnight Sun.  Full review…

In the fourth chapter of Midnight Sun, Edward actually admits that he is a stalker. No, he even uses the word. Nothing makes sense for…

In the third chapter of Midnight Sun, all of our theories about the insanity of Edward Cullen are outright confirmed. Yes, he has bizarre, creepy…

The day has come. It's official. On Tuesday, March 16, 2010 at 3:00pm, Mark will watch all of New Moon. Willingly. And much like the…

In the second chapter of Midnight Sun, Stephenie Meyer slips into the absurd as we overhear more and more of Edward's psychotic and disturbing thoughts…

In the first chapter of Midnight Sun, we're introduced to a new narrative form from our favorite author of all time. The book is essentially…

Reading through the comments of yesterday's final "proper" review, I got the sense that some of you were kind of wistful that this is all…