In the ninth chapter of Twilight, Edward proceeds to drive Bella home from their restaurant date. In the process, he FINALLY admits that he's a vampire, that he stalks Bella ruthlessly, and that he believes she is rather stupid. Bella, who should be insulted, eats it up, cries like she lost her mother, and announces her unconditional love for Edward, despite having less than ten conversations with him in her entire lifetime. And all of this causes an unforseen death. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Twilight.