In the eleventh chapter of New Moon, Bella spends pages merely calling Jacob over and over again, at one point calling every 30 minutes for an entire evening. She finally gives up stalking him over the phone and drives to his house, confronting Jacob's friend Quil, who magically validates all of Bella's stalking. Then Jacob fights with Bella because no one in this book can communicate and Billy blames the whole ordeal on Bella's genitals. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read New Moon.