In the twenty-sixth chapter of Breaking Dawn, Charlie is really awkward and Emmett and Bella have an arm wrestling match. Then they kill a bunch of trees and rocks. WHAT DID NATURE DO TO YOU? Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Breaking Dawn.
CHAPTER 26: SHINY
[WeAreTheVampions joined the room at 5:13:20pm.]
[NotYourAverageMarySue joined the room at 5:13:25pm]
NotYourAverageMarySue: What's this about? I don't want to be on AIM. I want to be with you :heybaby:
WeAreTheVampions: Lol lol u did real good today im prouda u bella ~*my love eternal*~
NotYourAverageMarySue: Aw, thanks. It was pretty hard talking to Charlie now that he knows I'm a vampire. Plus, there's that whole thing about constantly wanting to drink his blood.
WeAreTheVampions: u did real gud im very happy with you it was very sexy to see u like that i wanted to :pounce: on you so bad lol
NotYourAverageMarySue: Ha, thanks. But you have to behave! We can't fuel anymore of Emmett's terrible jokes about our sex life. Honestly, it's getting pretty annoying.
WeAreTheVampions: lol u just r 2 sensitive u silly girl u just half to learn to be like us and just roll wit teh punches
NotYourAverageMarySue: I'm sure he's just jealous of us. Hehehe. :winks:
WeAreTheVampions: well y dont we just ask him
NotYourAverageMarySue: What? No. I don't want to talk to him. He'll want to challenge me to another arm wrestling match.
[TotesMascBrah joined the room at 5:20:18pm]
NotYourAverageMarySue: Oh my god, did you invite Emmett???
TotesMascBrah: hi bella. i'll crush you next time. i dont like being beat by girls. unless it's below the belt. hey-o!
WeAreTheVampions: LOL LOL LOL good one bro
NotYourAverageMarySue: I hate you guys.
TotesMascBrah: dont worry bella. youre pretty strong. im impressed. you literally smashed a stone in two!
NotYourAverage: Thanks. But you have to stop making sex jokes, especially in front of my father!
TotesMascBrah: youll be fine. just make jokes back or something. or go outside and dazzle us all again!
WeAreTheVampions: i dont think ive seen our entire family out in the sunlight in years. that was fun!
NotYourAverageMarySue: I'm surprised it was actually sunny! We haven't seen the sun since...I don't even remember. It's been a long time.
TotesMascBrah: lol you said "long" hahahaha i always wondered.
NotYourAverageMarySue: Shut up, Emmett.
TotesMascBrah: i bet edward knows a thing or two about getting you to shut up. or is she a screamer, ed?
WeAreTheVampions: shes loud lol
NotYourAverageMarySue: EDWARD! STOP IT. NOW.
TotesMascBrah: oh so you're into ordering him around? that's hot.
NotYourAverageMarySue: I literally hate you guys forever.
[NotYourAverageMarySue has left the room.]
TotesMascBrah: shes all angry. go get her bro!
WeAreTheVampions: lol i will angry make up sex lol!
TotesMascBrah: man i haven't had sex in like a decade. :(
TotesMascBrah: i should really work on that. it would be ironic if bella found out. don't tell her ed.
TotesMascBrah: ok? ed?
TotesMascBrah: you there?
TotesMascBrah: damn this always happens.
[WeAreTheVampions has left the room.]
TotesMascBrah: damn it.