Mark Reads 'Breaking Dawn': Chapter 26

In the twenty-sixth chapter of Breaking Dawn, Charlie is really awkward and Emmett and Bella have an arm wrestling match. Then they kill a bunch of trees and rocks. WHAT DID NATURE DO TO YOU? Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Breaking Dawn.

CHAPTER 26: SHINY

[WeAreTheVampions joined the room at 5:13:20pm.]
[NotYourAverageMarySue joined the room at 5:13:25pm] 

NotYourAverageMarySue: What's this about? I don't want to be on AIM. I want to be with you :heybaby:

WeAreTheVampions: Lol lol u did real good today im prouda u bella ~*my love eternal*~

NotYourAverageMarySue: Aw, thanks. It was pretty hard talking to Charlie now that he knows I'm a vampire. Plus, there's that whole thing about constantly wanting to drink his blood. 

WeAreTheVampions: u did real gud im very happy with you it was very sexy to see u like that i wanted to :pounce: on you so bad lol

NotYourAverageMarySue: Ha, thanks. But you have to behave! We can't fuel anymore of Emmett's terrible jokes about our sex life. Honestly, it's getting pretty annoying.

WeAreTheVampions: lol u just r 2 sensitive u silly girl u just half to learn to be like us and just roll wit teh punches

NotYourAverageMarySue: I'm sure he's just jealous of us. Hehehe. :winks:

WeAreTheVampions: well y dont we just ask him

NotYourAverageMarySue: What? No. I don't want to talk to him. He'll want to challenge me to another arm wrestling match.

[TotesMascBrah joined the room at 5:20:18pm]

NotYourAverageMarySue: Oh my god, did you invite Emmett???

TotesMascBrah: hi bella. i'll crush you next time. i dont like being beat by girls. unless it's below the belt. hey-o!

WeAreTheVampions: LOL LOL LOL good one bro

NotYourAverageMarySue: I hate you guys.

TotesMascBrah: dont worry bella. youre pretty strong. im impressed. you literally smashed a stone in two!

NotYourAverage: Thanks. But you have to stop making sex jokes, especially in front of my father!

TotesMascBrah: youll be fine. just make jokes back or something. or go outside and dazzle us all again!

WeAreTheVampions: i dont think ive seen our entire family out in the sunlight in years. that was fun! 

NotYourAverageMarySue: I'm surprised it was actually sunny! We haven't seen the sun since...I don't even remember. It's been a long time.

TotesMascBrah: lol you said "long" hahahaha i always wondered.

NotYourAverageMarySue: Shut up, Emmett. 

TotesMascBrah: i bet edward knows a thing or two about getting you to shut up. or is she a screamer, ed?

WeAreTheVampions: shes loud lol

NotYourAverageMarySue: EDWARD! STOP IT. NOW.

TotesMascBrah: oh so you're into ordering him around? that's hot.

NotYourAverageMarySue: I literally hate you guys forever.

TotesMascBrah: lol

WeAreTheVampions: lol

[NotYourAverageMarySue has left the room.]

TotesMascBrah: shes all angry. go get her bro!

WeAreTheVampions: lol i will angry make up sex lol!

TotesMascBrah: man i haven't had sex in like a decade.        :(

TotesMascBrah: i should really work on that. it would be ironic if bella found out. don't tell her ed.

TotesMascBrah: ok? ed?

TotesMascBrah: you there?

TotesMascBrah: damn this always happens. 

[WeAreTheVampions has left the room.]

TotesMascBrah: damn it.